SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:
by Olga Wolkenstein
The Donald’s numbers are down - the conservative Republicans are beginning to doubt him - he and his buddy Vlad is scheduled to meet at the G-20. Via telephone, they concoct the following scheme:
Vlad: I get Mohawk hair to send another missile in the air before we meet. After we talk, I tell Mohawk “No more missiles," - for now.
Donald: But Vlad, what if he doesn’t listen?
Vlad: Don’t worry, he will listen. I have KGB. They tell me he listens, he is sissy. Don’t want anybody to know.
Donald: Ok, if you think so.
Vlad: You will be a big hero. Your numbers will go up, up, up, then we will continue with our plan to destroy America, and you will be rich man living in a palatial dacha with all those Russian beauties at your back and call.
Don: Vlad, Don’t you mean, Beck and call.
Vlad: No, they will be on your back, Russian beauties are good masseuse. You will be a hero, and I guarantee your numbers will go up. What you say?
Donald: Let’s do it.
Vlad hangs up the telephone, turns to his KGB assistant and with a coy smile says,
VLAD: Our little Natasha will take care of the Donald while we take over America, Ya?
(KGB Assistant raises his right hand as if holding a glass) "NA ZDOROVIE".
by Olga Wolkenstein
The Donald’s numbers are down - the conservative Republicans are beginning to doubt him - he and his buddy Vlad is scheduled to meet at the G-20. Via telephone, they concoct the following scheme:
Vlad: I get Mohawk hair to send another missile in the air before we meet. After we talk, I tell Mohawk “No more missiles," - for now.
Donald: But Vlad, what if he doesn’t listen?
Vlad: Don’t worry, he will listen. I have KGB. They tell me he listens, he is sissy. Don’t want anybody to know.
Donald: Ok, if you think so.
Vlad: You will be a big hero. Your numbers will go up, up, up, then we will continue with our plan to destroy America, and you will be rich man living in a palatial dacha with all those Russian beauties at your back and call.
Don: Vlad, Don’t you mean, Beck and call.
Vlad: No, they will be on your back, Russian beauties are good masseuse. You will be a hero, and I guarantee your numbers will go up. What you say?
Donald: Let’s do it.
Vlad hangs up the telephone, turns to his KGB assistant and with a coy smile says,
VLAD: Our little Natasha will take care of the Donald while we take over America, Ya?
(KGB Assistant raises his right hand as if holding a glass) "NA ZDOROVIE".
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