OUMUAMUA

     If you are like me, you will first spend time trying to figure out how to pronounce the word, never mind what the hell it is! What it is, though, is of significance, for scientists seem to feel that its trajectory says it came from another solar system, the first thing ever to do so, and perhaps it is even a space craft due to its very unusual shape.
     Huh! Think so? The universe is enormous and it is not so hard to imagine that G-d was bored one day or annoyed by us one day, and created another living being in another solar system. If so, why now and what does it mean?
     Me, I think they even heard over there, so many billions of miles away, about the political farce taking place in the first nation of the Earth. They have heard that there is a weird orange skinned man with extremely strange hair who is a real sourpuss and a very, very unusual speaker, what with his over the top hand and mouth gestures.
      In addition to his physical weirdness, they are interested in examining the mating habits of leaders of a nation to see if it differs any from theirs and they would do so, but they are still searching for Melania, the wife, as she seemingly has disappeared into the woodwork and who could blame her!!
     Interestingly enough, it seems, they have found, that it is a required act to finalize one's resignation or firing with a tell all book, the more revealing than ever. At first these Oumuamua beings felt the whole situation was possibly a bit exaggerated, but as book after book came out, the assigned readers all felt that there was so much truth in these books that it required a close look, and in person. So...… think any Oumuamuaians are inside the White House? Or perhaps outside as McConnell is truly weird, Graham had that very frightening face during the Kavanaugh hearings, another source of concern and puzzlement to the visitors from another solar system, for in their system, no one, neither man nor woman is allowed to touch another without permission - a very strict rule amongst them.
     What truly gets their goat though, is the ignorance, the nastiness, that seems to emanate without end from this orange haired creature. He ignores scientific facts, confusing weather with climate, does not know how to spell at all, nor how to punctuate and construct proper sentences and paragraphs, and just seems to deteriorate ever further every day.
     Perhaps the most frightening thing to the Oumuamuaians is the hatred they see from one group towards another and the nasty and dangerous actions taken to implement this hatred. Such things were long ago over and done with on Oumuamua. They recoil with horror from scenes of families taken into custody for the simple reason that they wished to share in the American dream and the separation of children from parents was just horrendous, and they could barely tolerate the sight of it.
     So what do you think? Think we will continue to be the subject of study by living beings from outer space, from other solar systems, or will they give up on us, and even worse, will G-d give up on us? Will WE give up on ourselves?
     It could turn out that Oumuamua is simply an anomaly, a strange meteoroid or whatever, but just think about the first impression others would get about us. Troops fighting all over the place and now what? To Columbia to attack Venezuela? People living in rubble. Children schlepping guns that weigh more than they do? People going hungry in the richest nation of the planet. The destruction, the downfall, of the greatest governmental experiment ever on the face of this earth. Simply put - the loss of humanity.
     Hmph! wonder if they take applications for asylum? Wonder if Musk is going to fly out to meet them? Wonder what a seat cost. Hey! Here's an idea. Let us just send them Trump. Aahhhh. What a thought. What a dream.
    FYI/ - The thing called Oumuamua is real and actually has that trajectory. As for the rest, just a bunch of thoughts and what ifs. But what if...…..